21 Things Men wished women knew.

1. Nothing says love you like a blowjob in the morning.
2. Don't make us guess.
3. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
4. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
5. We're never thinking about The Relationship. We think about moments and events with you.
6. Shopping is NOT a man's idea of a good time.
7. 9 out of 10 times anything you wear is fine. Really.
8. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work and it pisses us off.!!
9. Most of us will NEVER know what day it is, so just mark anniversaries and birthdays on the damn calendar.
10. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
11. DON'T fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
12. It is neither in your interest nor ours to take that woman's magazine love quiz together.
13. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissable in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
14. If you don't DRESS like a Victoria's Secret model, don't expect us to act and look like soap opera guys.
15. If something we said can be interpreted two ways don't automatically assume the negative. Else, DON'T be surprised when we STOP communicating all together.
16. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, then we WILL eventually have to touch.
17. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - NOT both.
18. Always say whatever it is you have to say during commercials.
19. Women who wear plunging neck lines, low-cut blouses and Wonderbras lose their right to complain about having their breasts admired.
20. This is our exit, is not necessary after we have turned the wheel and the car is already nosing onto the off-ramp.
21. All things being "EQUAL", the woman who gives the BEST blow job and SWALLOWS usually ALWAYS WINS OUT!!.
    

    This is the answer to the old female question:
    " What does she have that I dont?"
    
    Now you KNOW !